Alien Report Card: In Which a Real-Life Alien Being Gives Us a Progress Report on the Human Condition by Bonobo the Alien
Approx. 11,810 words.
Published on June 30, 2010 by
K&R Creative Publishing.
Meet Bonobo. He's an alien from outer space who's stranded on Earth, and he's taken time out from his busy schedule of taste-testing margaritas and chocolate to give us a report card on the human condition. Illustrated with highly technical stick-figure artwork, Bonobo gives us an outsider's perspective on human politics, sex, marriage, technology, toilet paper, and much, much more.