Ueda Sensei Solves Crimes of Depravity and Perversity    by Robert Crayola
Price: $2.99 USD. 48120 words. Published on May 2, 2011. .
Book 1 in the Ueda Sensei Chronicles. Aided by his janitor Otto, Ueda Sensei penetrates the strangest crimes in San Francisco in 32 tales of sex and brutality, obliterating the mystery genre with wit and unnecessary violence, acting as equal parts homage and parody of Sherlock Holmes, Encyclopedia Brown, and other great sleuths. A book to thrill you and restructure your brain completely.

Ueda Sensei Vomits on the Garbage of Humanity    by Robert Crayola
Price: $2.99 USD. 84830 words. Published on December 20, 2012. .
Book 2 in the Ueda Sensei Chronicles. Ueda Sensei and Otto return in a new round of adventures that delve into Ueda's dark past and explore the strangest corners of San Francisco and beyond. Not for the mellow-hearted.