You and the Pirates    by Jocelyne Allen
Price: $5.99 USD. 133370 words. Published by The Workhorsery on November 21, 2010. .
An army of cats joins a crew of marooned pirates to save you from explosions and stop Up from becoming Down. But before the cats, before the pirates, you are standing outside the metro in rush-hour Tokyo when the building across the street from you explodes. Seconds later, you're yanked off your feet by a salaryman who plans to use you to change the directions themselves.