The Newfoundland Vampire
Joseph O'Reily secretly wants to be a superhero. When he goes to a local pub and meets a beautiful redhead, she makes him feel like one. Then strange things start happening, and he realizes she's done something to change him. Forever. Now instead of worrying about a vegetarian diet, he's craving blood and running from a 200-year-old vamp trying to kill him. Some fantasies should never come true.