Books tagged: old ladies

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The King of Central Park
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Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 46,280. Language: English. Published: February 9, 2010. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When a brilliant criminal decides to steal 3000 paintings from the Metropolitan Museum in New York, he seals off all of Central Park and turns it into a kingdom for a day. For the king, he conscripts a nerdy accountant--why? Because he's a 42-short, and that's the only size king suit they have available. Join Emerson the King and his pot-smoking mom for the most audacious comic heist of all time
The Masterpiece of Nice Mr. Breen
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Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 42,130. Language: English. Published: March 22, 2010. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Is it murder or is it art? Mr. Breen, drug dealer and frustrated artist, comes up with a stroke of genius-he'll create a multimedia masterpiece by murdering people in a geometric progression-1,2,4,8,16 and so on, peaking at 256 and then heading down toward 1 again to create a diamond shape. Moreover, he'll commit many of these homicides on a live television talk show. Comic fun.
Teen Granny
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Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 43,440. Language: English. Published: February 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A silly comedy about Amy a teenager who hates hanging around old people. So when Dorreen the Voodoo lady picks up on this, she uses a potion to put a spell on Amy aging her into her seventies. Amy now has to live the life of an old lady and hang out with Wilma, her father’s old aunt. Amy gets a lesson in life while she hangs out with Wilma until the cause of her sudden aging can be reversed.
Valentined
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Series: Essie Cobb Senior Sleuth Mysteries, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 59,570. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2012 by Cozy Cat Press. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
A secret admirer has more than romance in mind for ninety-year-old Essie Cobb, and she and her fellow residents of the Happy Haven Assisted Living Facility are determined to find out just what.
Killer Genes
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Series: Art Gallery Mysteries, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 53,830. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2013 by Cozy Cat Press. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
DJ Kelly and her fellow senior sleuths and co-art gallery owners are at it again, trying to track down a young man lost in a psych ward--or maybe not.