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The King of Central Park    by Hank Gross
Price: $9.99 USD. 46280 words. Published on February 9, 2010. .

When a brilliant criminal decides to steal 3000 paintings from the Metropolitan Museum in New York, he seals off all of Central Park and turns it into a kingdom for a day. For the king, he conscripts a nerdy accountant--why? Because he's a 42-short, and that's the only size king suit they have available. Join Emerson the King and his pot-smoking mom for the most audacious comic heist of all time
The Masterpiece of Nice Mr. Breen    by Hank Gross
Price: $9.99 USD. 42130 words. Published on March 22, 2010. .

Is it murder or is it art? Mr. Breen, drug dealer and frustrated artist, comes up with a stroke of genius-he'll create a multimedia masterpiece by murdering people in a geometric progression-1,2,4,8,16 and so on, peaking at 256 and then heading down toward 1 again to create a diamond shape. Moreover, he'll commit many of these homicides on a live television talk show. Comic fun.
Teen Granny    by Gary Whitmore
Price: $0.99 USD. 42290 words. Published on February 24, 2012. .

A silly comedy about Amy a teenager who hates hanging around old people. So when Dorreen the Voodoo lady picks up on this, she uses a potion to put a spell on Amy aging her into her seventies. Amy now has to live the life of an old lady and hang out with Wilma, her father’s old aunt. Amy gets a lesson in life while she hangs out with Wilma until the cause of her sudden aging can be reversed.