Counterproductive Man by Jeff Inlo
Approx. 62,340 words.
Published on June 4, 2010.
He works for the U.S. Government to ensure the slower pace of progress. He believes in doing things the hard way, even the wrong way, but especially the inefficient way. To him, waste is just another way to utilize resources, and incompetence is a prized attribute. He is… Counterproductive Man! He has accepted the role of hero, and he can bring swift retribution against those that oppose him.