The Destiny Diamond by James F. Park
Approx. 13,200 words.
Published on May 12, 2011.
One eyed Patrick Plook and his trusty co-pilot Wilfred Wart are two intergalactic anti-terrorist agents of Scottish descent sent back in time to retrieve The Destiny Diamond stolen by the Yellow Terabytes. Can Michele and Michael help them recover the stone, if indeed that's what it really is, they so desperately seek, or will The Master be triumphant