Pence
by J. Evans
Price: Free! 60190 words.
Published on March 29, 2011. .
"The boy was named Pence because he was made from a potato grown close to the fence, or so he gathered." With all the wrong proportions of courage and common sense, a head that is a mite on the fat side and a mouth too big for any respectable vegetable, Pence will have you laughing out loud to the bitter end.