Books tagged: police comedy

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The Stakeout
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,290. Language: English. Published: April 25, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
This is a true account of one of the most unusual police stakeouts that I was ever assigned. The full force and high technology of the police department was brought to bare to apprehend the culprit that was using the bathroom on the jogging path in an upscale neighborhood. The suspect was known as the "Serial Dumper". You just can't make this stuff up.
Fun With Winos
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,640. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
Abner was wearing a “Coca Cola’ uniform and was apparently walking to work at the bottling company a few yards away from where he died. He never made it to work, because a large “Pepsi” truck’s passenger side mirror hit him in the back of his head and killed him as he walked on the shoulder. “Pepsi” and “Coke” are very competitive, but this just couldn’t be a conspiracy or could it?
The Bionic Man
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,150. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
Clyde had a secret weapon that he used with a great deal of skill. It was his bionic leg. He had an artificial right leg that he could wield with incredible speed and accuracy. He had sent many a young police officer to the hospital with that bionic leg.
Big Pink
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,920. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
He was processing him at the jail when his prisoner spit right in his face, in front of about ten other officers. The room got deathly quiet. Gary slowly brought his head up looked into the drunk driver’s eyes and said in his slow southern drawl, “My, you have an unusually large supply of saliva tonight.” From that night on Gary was called "Spittle".
Kung Fu
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,030. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » True Crime » General crimes
When we arrived all the customers and employees were standing outside of the restaurant on the sidewalk. The short order cook, with his white apron and his white cook’s hat, cocked at a jaunty angle, told us that a big black guy was in the diner and he had been using Kung Fu on everyone. He had wrecked the place and thrown everybody out. He said, “You are going to need a lot more police."
Nine Lives Short Story Collection, Book 1
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,600. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Law enforcement
A collection of exciting and humorous true police stories from my years as a police officer. They show the reader what it is really like to work in law enforcement. If you have a good sense of humor you might even keep your sanity. You just can't make this stuff up, because no one would believe it could actually happened.