T is for Time by Paul Vayro
Price: Free! 90870 words.
Published on August 24, 2011. .
When aliens attempt to take over the Earth, by freezing time and stealing all the tea and coffee, two hapless misfits are charged with saving humanity.
This is the first in a continuing series following Brick and Spiritwind's adventures. The sequel, Unintended Heroes, is currently available on Smashwords too.