Real Men Don't Do Desitin by Lenny Rudow
Approx. 36,740 words.
Published on October 5, 2011.
Think of this book as a survival guide for the modern male who will soon be having children. In it, you'll learn all about baby care task-avoidance techniques; why you should never talk to a woman who's breast-feeding; pottie-training for dummies; why you should quit pretending to wash your hands after you pee; and much, much more. Caution: women should NOT read this book - please!