by Tom Lichtenberg
Meet Dave and Darcy, the happiest couple. There was a time before Dave for Darcy, and a time before Darcy for Dave, but none of that matters now. Now they're wrapped around each other like the hard clear plastic around a toy that you can't cut off with a knife. Nothing can ever come between them. It would take a miracle to pry them apart, an act of God, the sort of thing that happens all the time.