Books tagged: puns

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The Amish versus the Mime
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Price: Free! Words: 1,460. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2009. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
The epic battle between the feirce Amish and the brutal mime. Could a battle so intense have a clear victor? For more visit www.banocanut.com
Abner gets turned into a Rutabaga
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Price: Free! Words: 3,230. Language: English. Published: July 1, 2009. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Adventure
A sample tale taken from the collection The Many Mini Adventures of Abner the Gopher (also available on smashwords). In this tale, Abner the Gopher gains a great deal of respect for veggetables after he is turned into one. How will Abner fit in with his former food, and will he be able to return to his gopher form? For more visit www.banocanut.com
No Cure for Nature
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Price: $2.95 USD. Words: 62,470. Language: English. Published: September 14, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
No Cure for Nature is a fast paced, tongue-in-cheeked adventure taking place in a time of environmental uncertainty, pollution, and contamination. Nature needed to launch a strike against the humans before it was too late, leaving Guy, the unlikely hero, the task of fighting for the freedom of the world against the personification of Mother Nature in a whirlwind of puns, wordplay and heroism.
101 Short and Hilarious Jokes For Kids - Jokes They'll Tell Again and Again
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,380. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2010 by Delabarre Publishing. Category: Nonfiction » Children's Books » Games and puzzles
101 Short and Hilarious Jokes For Kids - Jokes They'll Tell Again and Again will tickle your kids' funny bone. Jokes, riddles, puns that kids will keep kids laughing for hours.
Pun-ishing Tales: The Stuff That Groans Are Made On
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,160. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2010. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
No, it's not about BDSM, S&M, or anything kinky. It's a book of groaners, humorous short stories (some *very* short) that are sometimes peppered with puns throughout but which *always* end with them. If you enjoy word play, or just enjoy something to groan about, you'll have fun with this collection. "All in the Holster" ends with what is the author's "mother of all groaners" to date.
The Freel of Streel: Part One in the Narrative of John of Origin
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Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 65,650. Language: English. Published: November 19, 2010. Category: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical
It is always advisable, when you are a conman, to make sure that the town that you're about to try to con does not have a land such as Streel hidden within it. For if it does, you may find yourself trying to escape your mind in an incomprehensible land with a left-handed scribe, being forced to deal with lexically picky ants, Kweengs, and the Freel on your journey through your fears, God and love.
Claustrum: Part Two in the Narrative of John of Origin
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Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 61,290. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical
Claustrum, a superhero with a strange power, the ability to control people with strange, elegiac mixtures of words, seemingly randomly shows up in the city of Dioma, not knowing where he came from or why he is there. The city is then beleaguered by the cruel villain Sine Animus, who is immune to Claustrum's powers over words. Claustrum flees the city and is forced to seek his own personal truth.
The Polyglot's Nightmares: Part X½ in the Narrative of John of Origin
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Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 60,080. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical
Fleeing a war and in search of himself, Ion finds himself residing in a number of strange caves, on the walls of which are written a strange language. He meets a woman who guides him through his state of being a refugee and is troubled by strange dreams that seem to incorporate the existence of the war, his love for the woman he has met and a sense of the divine.
The Quite Possibly Near Death of Hurol Davelrish: Part Three in the Narrative of John of Origin
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Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 61,010. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical
When an arrogant stuntman, Hurol Davelrish, has a seizure during a stunt, he finds himself in the kingdom of Scalter, a land in which he is king, but which is strangely ruled by a phantasmic man named Viscount Vaunt. Hurol meets a strangely kind friend, Grib, in the malevolent world, who tries to pull him back from the ledge of his pride - what will become of the much-admired stuntman?
#Conversationstoppers: Puns, Non Sequiturs, Impossible Scenarios
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Series: #Conversationstoppers:. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,400. Language: English. Published: February 24, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Tweets guaranteed to stop any conversation, and generate a good laugh, from the author of the new mystery, "Fatal Sisters," available on all e-book readers.