Confessions of a Turtle Wife    by Anita Salzberg
Price: $2.99 USD. 48500 words. Published on May 26, 2012. .
When Anita Salzberg marries her husband, Allen, she discovers that she’s also married his “little” turtle hobby. Over the course of the book and numerous improbable escapades— sheltering a snapping turtle in the bathtub, ogling turtles having sex on the living room floor, and searching for turtles in pet stores across America—Turtle Wife becomes turtle lover.