"This book will singe the hairs off of a coyote's arse at a hundred yards. Proceed with caution."
"Don't start reading this book unless you have a few free hours. Many readers have already been fired for unexplainable absences from work duties."
In this book, “Dorp The Scottish Dragon In A Lone Star Story,” the enemy is a pretty little rich girl named Britt McGuire. She is determined to steal Dorp’s prized bull, Long Horn Hank. Cringe and laugh along at all her attempts to do so. Dorp will use his infra-purple rays to save the day over and over again. He turns away tornados. He stops a speeding truck in it’s tracks. Read the book.