My First Date with Jolene, and Her Cousin, Billy-Bob    by Michael Angel
Price: $1.49 USD. 14980 words. Published by Banty Hen Publishing on May 30, 2011. .
College freshman Simon Nance has a problem. He’s a California surfer-dude, starting college in rural Texas. He’s kind-of-sort-of on a date with the girl of his dreams. And his ‘date’ has a chaperone. A six-foot four dude with a shotgun, who’s looking for an excuse to shoot him in the postremo. Let’s see if Simon survives the evening.