Santa's Little Helper: a Christmas carousal
By W H Oxley
Published: November 16, 2013.
A humorous tale of a patron saint of children, merchants, scholars, sailors and virgins who gets mixed up with the tabloid press; available for free download from Advent to Epiphany.
As the book contains nothing of a perverted nature involving reindeer, no obscene language and no depictions of sex acts of any description, it is unsuitable for readers of the Daily Mail and W H Smith management.