Halfwit and All Man
by Peter Rodman
Seventy humor essays about life in general, originally published in The Suttertown News in the last century.
"Cats are deceptive animals, and while it may not be good for a cat to be shaved before it is named, it's probably a good idea to at least wet it down good to see what it looks like under all the hair. "
from Shave Your Cat