Gilbert Gilroy Grackle-schnauzer's Dog Eats His Couch!    by David A. Duke
Price: $0.99 USD. 11200 words. Published by DavidADuke on August 10, 2011. .
Gilbert Gilroy Grackle-schnauzer's dog is worried that his master's brain will rot away inside his head, because Gilbert Gilroy spends all his spare time slouching on The Couch and staring into The Magic Window. After getting into serious trouble for breaking The Magic Window, he decides his only option is to get rid of The Couch. Thus begins an epic battle between the dog and The Monstrous Couch