Santa, the Fat, Costumed, Freak!    by Troy Veenstra
Price: $0.99 USD. 1460 words. Published by Veenstra Publishing  on December 19, 2011. .
Mrs. Grey never thought that teaching her Kindergarten class the, "Santa Claus is Coming to Town," song would lead to little Emilee convincing the entire class of brains that Santa was a stranger working for the mafia. Nor that he could be seen as a fat, freaky, cos-playing, pedophile... but then again that’s what she gets for thinking her class was anything but normal...