Can't Get There From Here (a collection of alleged humor writing) by Jeff Tompkins
Price: $2.99 USD. 38500 words.
Published on February 1, 2011. .
In this book of more than 40 humor columns, Jeff Tompkins battles a spider, has a medical professional assault his eyeballs, identifies the oddest job in the world and offers some suggestions to make spelling bees more exciting.
Go inside a giant fiberglass hot dog on wheels and find out what happens when you Google yourself too much.
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