How to Find Yourself (or a reasonable facsimile)    by Vincent Eaton
Price: $3.99 USD. 26190 words. Published on December 7, 2009. .
This is a thin book on a large subject. Or a headbook as a handbook. It's a compilation of faux scientific studies and comical expert opinion addressing practical methods and current theories in Finding Yourself. It should guide you to a more practical self-knowledge, peace of mind, spiritual nurturing, fuzzy thinking, and strange sexual longings you really should just keep to yourself.

The Play My Mother Hates    by M.R. Barnsley
Price: $0.99 USD. 10550 words. Published on December 8, 2009. .
When God gets fed up over humanity’s lack of faith he decides the time has come to fulfill the prophecies and send his son (Jesus) back to earth. Not to be outdone by his eternal rival, Satan devises an evil plot of his own to win heaven and Earth over in his name. The Play My Mother Hates will have you laughing all the way to the confessional.

Dirty Presidents and Me    by Carl Reader
Price: $2.99 USD. 163330 words. Published on December 10, 2009. .
Dirty Presidents and Me is a comical sexual romp through the 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s starring Lauralee Bramble, the official White House courtesan and nymphomaniac. After learning her trade at Woodstock, Lauralee applies her talents to servicing one president after another, from Nixon to Ford to Carter to Reagan and Clinton. It's a satirical sexual autobiography to make the Lewinsky scandal blush.

Quantum Bloomsbury    by Arthur A Perkins
Price: $0.99 USD. 7790 words. Published on December 22, 2009. .
Who's afraid of infinite worlds where each of us lives in a separate universe? Not our hero Monty Cavendish. How else could he spend summer in Liverpool with the Bloomsbury Group? After all, it is a known fact that none of the original gang of vanity-, sorry, self-publishers ever ventured North of Watford. With apologies to USA literati who may still love all things Bloomsbury.

In Development    by Stan Lerner
Price: $5.95 USD. 42080 words. Published on December 23, 2009. .
"In Development" is a hilarious account of a day in the life of Stan Peters—Hollywood’s most powerful and scummiest producer.

Uncategorized    by Sue Lange
Price: $1.99 USD. 70320 words. Published by Book View Cafe  on December 28, 2009. .
In this brilliant collection of critically praised short stories, progressive sci-fi author grabs the reader's attention with the aggressive delivery of a beat poet and the timing of a stand-up comedian.

Xanthan Gumm    by Robin Reed
Price: $2.99 USD. 77330 words. Published on December 28, 2009. .
Earth - The forbidden planet! Where strange beings called humans toil endlessly, creating the stories loved throughout Galactic Civilization. Stories collectively called The Movies! One brave soul dares to go there, because he has a dream. He dreams of starring in a Movie, and of meeting the King of Earth - Steven Spielberg!

A Cynic's Guide to Everything    by Ana Montano
Price: $2.99 USD. 53020 words. Published on December 29, 2009. .
A Cynic's Guide to Everything is an irreverent look at everything from relationships to social and political issues. It is a series of essays and autobiographical vignettes that create a witty self help book for people who hate self help. A biting commentary on society that will make you laugh and think. No holds barred, no feelings spared.

Get The Right Guy    by Stan Lerner
Price: $5.95 USD. 11600 words. Published on December 30, 2009. .
Get The Right Guy is a hilarious sexist satire of self-help books written by the best author of his generation. Stan Lerner delivers laughs in this gem of a book but he also ingeniously causes the reader to seriously think about the state of the male female relationship.

Love Lust and Petty Crime    by Hercules Bantas
Price: $2.99 USD. 58820 words. Published on January 5, 2010. .
Follow Emmet on his journey from unemployed sponger to crack insurance consultant. A politically incorrect tale of sex, crime, and bureaucracy.