In Search of Schrödinger's Cat by Anthony Horvath
Approx. 3,310 words.
Published on August 2, 2012 by
Bard and Book.
Brian is having a very, very bad universe. While he has certain creature comforts, he isn't doing well with the ladies and he knows--just knows--that alternate Brians in other universes are enjoying loads of fame, riches, and success. But Brian has an idea on how to solve his problem, once and for all: in this universe.