The Greatest Gig by Ryan M. Williams
Approx. 7,680 words.
Published on January 31, 2011 by
Glittering Throng Press.
Chrystal had the greatest gig in the galaxy as a starship plumber aboard the Elegant Slipstream. The only problem? The passengers.
Humanoid passengers were the worst, but when she had to deal with the non-humanoid ones? Then things got really messy.
Includes complete bonus story "Love, [unpronounceable]"