The Greatest Gig    by Ryan M. Williams
Price: $2.99 USD. 7680 words. Published by Glittering Throng Press  on January 31, 2011. .
Chrystal had the greatest gig in the galaxy as a starship plumber aboard the Elegant Slipstream. The only problem? The passengers. Humanoid passengers were the worst, but when she had to deal with the non-humanoid ones? Then things got really messy. Includes complete bonus story "Love, [unpronounceable]"