The Milkman: SuperSekrit Extra Cheesy Edition by Ian Thomas Healy
Approx. 72,890 words.
Published on August 20, 2011.
When Liza, an intrepid reporter, stakes her career on an interview with a milkman named Blake, things go from weird to worse when they are abducted by aliens. After finding out the real reason aliens anally probe their abductees, the two heroes have no choice but to recruit a makeshift army of genius bikers to take the fight to the aliens and save the world!
Includes lots of bonus features!