Maynard Soloman Legalizes Gay Knot Tying (Funny Detective Stories #5) by Benjamin Sobieck
Series: Funny Detective Stories, Book 5.
Approx. 8,480 words.
Published on March 8, 2012.
Fans of funny detective stories, meet Maynard Soloman. Some say he's crusty, profane and clueless. If you ask him, he solves the world's problems one case at a time.
In this short story, the Ol' Badger runs into his estranged wife's cult. In order to get a divorce, he'll need to legalize gay marriage. Or be eaten as a human sacrifice.
He'd better hurry. The cult just bought ranch dressing.