How the Apocalypse Can Make You Lose Your Job by Ian Isaro
Approx. 6,520 words.
Published on May 26, 2012.
The world's only hope is a fast food employee armed with a spatula. Well, the world could also hope that the personification of Grease, the Olde Englishe Gangstas, and an army of Puns eager for human flesh are all just hallucinations. That might work too.