The Scary Story of the Three Little Pigs and the Big Bad Box of Free Money by Martin McCannell
Approx. 1,720 words.
Published on January 20, 2010.
In their later years, they bought a yacht and sailed the seven seas. The three little pigs each had a bag of gold coins to spend at the various ports of call. The good life. No wolf, no central bank, no worries. Or so they thought... After being shipwrecked and learning how to survive on their own, a treasure chest washed ashore brings the pigs a life-threatening economic disaster.