The Queen's English by Stephen Cline
Approx. 54,490 words.
Published on November 13, 2009.
Whimsical tale of a sexy future queen of America who goes a progress through her wordplay realm, realigning attitudes, and diagramming the thorniest of sentences. A verbose and (usually) discreet narrator recounts the dangers and riddles she faces with her wits, OED, lewd and witty consort and band of academics, blending Canterbury Tales, Phantom Tollbooth, Decameron, & Freddy & Fredericka