Sometimes a Cigar by Fred L. Taulbee Jr.
Approx. 5,560 words.
Published on January 31, 2011.
This guy has lost his penis. A short story about a middle age Los Angeles cover band punk rocker who wakes up to find his entire "package" gone. Only skin is there, as if nothing were ever there. He must get it back. Not helping him a bit are his 22 year old girlfriend, his urologist who's suffering from the same malady, and his neighbor who thinks he's an angel heralding the end of the world.