Tales of foolishness from around the world. Stories of the simpleton and village idiot that abound in civilisations and cultures everywhere. One in a series of 18 titles on topics that range from Enchantment to Trickery; with Folly, Passion & Vice in between.
"Dopey Stories" is a collection of 7 short stories: Bob the Road Painter; Minnie Tushi meets her love in Bald Knob; Bob and the Dickheads; An Ordinary Man; The Dumb Clucks Who Caused All The Trouble; Sal Acious meets Tim Orous; and The Beautiful Ms. Ann Thrope. The stories may make you say "huh?", as they are a little weird.
On yet another motorcycling misadventure the author decides to pursue the internet legend of an unpoliced and speed limit-less highway in Canada's sub-arctic.
Ride along on powerful and majestic "Connie" as the big guy scares himself witless and somehow becomes stranded amidst black bears and rutting moose.
Is there a happy ending? Did he write this book?
Paradise Graces A Simple Mind
Lifts the vale of space and time to reveal how each poignant moment can release thoughts of encouragement that will block any attempt of flim-flam, living as a slave in other peoples erroneous lifestyle.
David C. Handler is a bitter 68 year old man who loves Justin Bieber. Outraged by media ridicule of a grown man said to have gotten a large tattoo of Bieber's face on the front of his thigh, Handler has taken the burden upon himself to defend all the men of his age who happen to enjoy Bieber's music.
Sean Donner thinks about strange things. You're Actually Reading That!? explores many of the deep thoughts, experiences, and opinions of the author. Subjects include: Creative Types, Toys, Crazy people on trains, and more! This book is hella good!
Two short pieces, n a slightly longer one.
Wouldn't go so far as to say the two are poetry,but yes, it's not prose :)
Do revert back to me. all comments welcome, good, bad, and even painful. :)
The jokes in this book are for connoisseurs of other people's mothers. If you feel the jokes in this book describe your mom more then anyone else's mom then she may have already been one of our research subjects! Congratulations!