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A Hatful of Rabbits
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Price: Free! Words: 11,450. Language: English. Published: February 19, 2011. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
Ingredients: Ten stories, a countdown to death, fairy tale genocide, too intelligent rabbits, a deadly meteor shower, the transmutation of matter to energy, swearing, a ten-ton weight, a man who cannot fail, the world’s shortest space opera, a zduhac, three never-before-published tales, including a “Writers of the Future” award winner. All in just over ten thousand words.
The Drug Lab and The Real Monster Under The Bed (Insomnia 3 + 4)
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,070. Language: English. Published: September 25, 2011 by Lunatic Ink Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Free drugs should be a good thing, right? Larry the Laser and Insomnia are in for the high of their life as Sick Finks and his skeletal assistant Bloody Needle pump them full of the most exotic chemicals in their collection. Insomnia is having the best time of his life, but could it kill him? (Contains 2 Stories.)
Yo-yo's Weekend
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Price: Free! Words: 66,790. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When Yo-yo's ring is stolen on a weekend visit to his uncle and aunt in York, he enlists ghosts, statues, clowns, fish, indeed anything he can conjure, to help him get it back. Dodging the forty stone international criminal mastermind Mr Vanilla, the weasly circus owner Truss and the delectable twins Rue and Thyme, Yo-yo needs to recover the ring to avoid being sent back to the nut-house.
Gazza's Lament
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Series: Theatre Mystery. Price: Free! Words: 2,180. Language: English. Published: September 14, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A theatre short - very short at barely 2000 words, so don't expect War & Peace! Gazza is Head of Lighting at a small provincial theatre and just wants to be left alone to do his job, not drawn into touchy-feely socialising by a visiting director who forbids swearing. This short is to lure you into the Regent Theatre where you can meet the characters and feel at home in the setting. Come on in!
Them's Fightin' Words
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,880. Language: English. Published: September 24, 2012 by Highland Press Publishing. Category: Fiction » Romance » Historical
Sometimes people do what they think is right, even if it’s the wrong thing for them. Join a young couple in a simpler time in Georgia. When two lives were torn apart and young love got put on hold for an act of kindness and generosity. Throw in two antiquated ‘silly’ laws still on the books, and you have quite a mix.
Artificial Intelligence
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Price: Free! Words: 900. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When a supercomputer learns to swear, is it an accident? Find out in this ebook where fiction is often stranger than truth!
Finding Paradise
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You set the price! Words: 20,970. Language: American English. Published: February 4, 2013. Category: Fiction » Drama » Middle Eastern
Rosealeigh Sanders lost her father at an early age and still hasn't been able to cope with it. Her mother has become an alcoholic and Rose is beaten at school, but refuses to take her own life because of best friend Benjamin Parker. Benjamin was always there for Rose throughout life but left her for another girl, Kylah. Kylah wants Rose dead, but what will happen when Kylah takes it too far?
Hard Vacuum
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Series: Hard Vacuum, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 13,250. Language: British English. Published: December 18, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
The Eighties are back. A novelette as over-the-top as the best Eighties action movies ever were. Kyra Sarin has survived five years of the hardest fighting mankind has ever seen. On her way back to Earth, to finally see her children again, the space station she stops at is taken over by terrorists. It’s the last mistake they’re ever going to make.
English Down The Pub
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 15,450. Language: English. Published: May 11, 2014 by Tinderbox Publishing Ltd. Category: Nonfiction » Language Instruction » English as a second language
English Down The Pub is a book written for use by both students of English and teachers of English. It will also be of interest to those wanting to know about modern English culture. What readers will not be anticipating in a book of this type, is comedy. The book could be described as 'tongue in cheek', except that its mission is very serious. Provides interesting information on Beer and Pubs.
The Zombie Knight - Volume One
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Price: Free! Words: 87,540. Language: English. Published: July 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
A young man dies, and a grim reaper offers to revive him in exchange for servitude. Responsibilities include saving other people’s lives and occasionally fighting unspeakable horrors. But this particular young man already has a few problems of his own, such as crippling shyness. No, seriously. He can barely even speak to people. It's really bad. Takes place in the modern fantasy world of Eleg.