The Beard by Andersen Prunty
Price: $3.99 USD. 51510 words.
Published by Grindhouse Press on December 30, 2009. .
Seven-year-old David Glum watches as his grandfather is abducted by a legendary herd of elephants. Twenty years later, David returns to his parents' home to focus on growing a beard, a goal he feels sure he can accomplish. Hilarity ensues.