Seven-year-old David Glum watches as his grandfather is abducted by a legendary herd of elephants. Twenty years later, David returns to his parents' home to focus on growing a beard, a goal he feels sure he can accomplish. Hilarity ensues.
By Steve Hermanos
Published: January 6, 2011.
Baseball poems about the San Francisco Giants, the 2010 baseball season, George Bush appearing at the World Series, including "Captain Thong," "Panda Express," "The Machine," "Jon Miller," and 35 others.