I Should Have Stayed in Oz    by Selina Rosen
Price: $2.99 USD. 49020 words. Published by Yard Dog Press  on August 23, 2011. .
No place like home. Really! Dorothy is an old woman who keeps digging up her yard looking for her silver slippers. She is working as a second story woman. The Kansas girl is an online sex chat operator forced to wear gingham from head to toe to satisfy her twisted clientele. Dorothy finds herself in the funny farm because she won’t quit insisting Oz is a really, real place.