The Phlebotomist: Dracula goes Hollywood!
by Neal Donohue
Hard times have hit Transylvania. Illegal immigrant, Count Dracula, flies to Hollywood to work as a phlebotomist, only to find Americans drive him crazy. Disgusted, he packs his bags to fly home, but not before delivering a biting eulogy about the future of America. This two act, ten scene comedy may not scare you, but it certainly will make you laugh.