Love, Venusian Style    by Richard Alan Dickson
Price: $7.99 USD. 93420 words. Published by Grey Cat Press  on April 7, 2011. .
Groggy from a restless wedding night, Frank Fourteen, newest husband to the Queen of Venus, forgets about the toilet seat. Not pleased with the result, his new wife declares war. (So much for the honeymoon.) Frank must race home to Mars to arrange a truce, but getting there won't be easy. In his haste, he forgets his pants; and he quickly discovers that naked Martians get very little respect.