The Love Quest of Smidgen the Snack Cake by Robert Jeschonek
Approx. 11,160 words.
Published on May 8, 2010.
Beware the snack cake from Hell! Junk food genius Smidgen meets the woman of his dreams at a twisted supermarket of tomorrow. If only his sweet talk could get his lady-love to break her diet and eat him up. She refuses to go all the way, but this devilish pastry won't take no for an answer. He'll stop at nothing to become her dessert. Even if it means death will be the frosting on her cake.