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The Bloodseed: Book I of Gothic Renaissance    by James Peddicord
Price: $6.99 USD. 164370 words. Published on July 13, 2010. .

Her blood has not yet awaken, a vampyre hidden in the human world. Now her world needs her, and her time draws near. One letter before 19th birthday will change all she ever knew. If one race dies, so will the other. Can Evea accept what she is and save both the vampyre and human races. Or will the Cult opposition kill her first.       The legend of The Bloodseed is in the balance.
Real Vampires Don't Dance    by Leroy Smith
Price: $2.99 USD. 8350 words. Published on January 17, 2011. .

Old-school vampire Vili is disgusted by the new, “hot” vampires. He hates Dusk the teen-aged vampire show. He hates Evening, the Dusk Cologne, and he hates vampires who go to boutique hair salons, like Hairy Nation. He shows Miami what a real vampire is all about—a terrifying, bloodthirsty horror. Paranormal Pulp is a series of nervous stories and novellas.
Oh! Positive    by Leroy Smith
Price: $2.99 USD. 9260 words. Published on January 17, 2011. .

A Czech girl and two of her brothers become vampires out of boredom. They move from Prague to Hollywood to become movie stars. They open a drive-thru blood bank franchise so they can legally harvest blood. Tensions arise when old habits die hard for two of them.
Dark Jewel, A Riki Storm Vampire Mystery    by Sharon Kilzer
Price: $6.99 USD. 87210 words. Published on September 5, 2011. .

Vampires are stalking the club scene in Berkeley, California, when the jewel in Riki Storm's antique necklace draws her into a life-and-death battle along the alleys and and beneath the streets of Berkeley, California. Before long, Riki finds herself wielding an enormous sword and a mean flamethrower, fighting to prevent the next vampire resurgence. Hip, thrilling, fast-paced and funny.
Last Rites    by Ethan Cobb
Price: $0.99 USD. 5560 words. Published on October 18, 2011. .

A Short Story Sometimes it’s hard to be a priest…when a slayer needs a holy man. Weldon thought it would be another day of deep spiritual contemplation, until the vampire hunter showed up. Now there are so many questions the scriptures can’t answer: Do the undead deserve last rites? Is it really necessary to wear robes to a bloody slaying? Are all vampires unable to pronounce the letter W?
Employment Interview With A Vampire    by J Bennett
Price: Free! 6680 words. Published on March 2, 2012. .

(Short story) When Deidre finds herself unemployed, she eagerly accepts an interview for a housekeeping position. She’s in for a surprise. Not only is her prospective boss a vampire, but he's also cranky, still ardently votes for Eisenhower and gets dangerous when his prune juice runs low. Can Deidre make it as a vampire's housekeeper? First, she’ll have to survive the interview!
Night School    by T. A. Staver
Price: Free! 6280 words. Published on June 24, 2012. .

Another story in the Rodger and Chuck series. Chuck's master is in town, and Chuck is looking for answers. Rodger is along for the ride, but not feeling too safe. Find out how our heroes react when meeting a Master vampire.