Books tagged: vampire comedy

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The Bloodseed: Book I of Gothic Renaissance
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Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 164,370. Language: English. Published: July 13, 2010. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Her blood has not yet awaken, a vampyre hidden in the human world. Now her world needs her, and her time draws near. One letter before 19th birthday will change all she ever knew. If one race dies, so will the other. Can Evea accept what she is and save both the vampyre and human races. Or will the Cult opposition kill her first.       The legend of The Bloodseed is in the balance.
Real Vampires Don't Dance
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,350. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2011. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
Old-school vampire Vili is disgusted by the new, “hot” vampires. He hates Dusk the teen-aged vampire show. He hates Evening, the Dusk Cologne, and he hates vampires who go to boutique hair salons, like Hairy Nation. He shows Miami what a real vampire is all about—a terrifying, bloodthirsty horror. Paranormal Pulp is a series of nervous stories and novellas.
Oh! Positive
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,260. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2011. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
A Czech girl and two of her brothers become vampires out of boredom. They move from Prague to Hollywood to become movie stars. They open a drive-thru blood bank franchise so they can legally harvest blood. Tensions arise when old habits die hard for two of them.
Dark Jewel, A Riki Storm Vampire Mystery
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Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 87,210. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2011. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
Vampires are stalking the club scene in Berkeley, California, when the jewel in Riki Storm's antique necklace draws her into a life-and-death battle along the alleys and and beneath the streets of Berkeley, California. Before long, Riki finds herself wielding an enormous sword and a mean flamethrower, fighting to prevent the next vampire resurgence. Hip, thrilling, fast-paced and funny.
Last Rites
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,560. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2011. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy
A Short Story Sometimes it’s hard to be a priest…when a slayer needs a holy man. Weldon thought it would be another day of deep spiritual contemplation, until the vampire hunter showed up. Now there are so many questions the scriptures can’t answer: Do the undead deserve last rites? Is it really necessary to wear robes to a bloody slaying? Are all vampires unable to pronounce the letter W?
Employment Interview With A Vampire
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Price: Free! Words: 6,730. Language: English. Published: March 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(Short story) When Deidre finds herself unemployed, she eagerly accepts an interview for a housekeeping position. She’s in for a surprise. Not only is her prospective boss a vampire, but he's also cranky, still ardently votes for Eisenhower and gets dangerous when his prune juice runs low. Can Deidre make it as a vampire's housekeeper? First, she’ll have to survive the interview!
Night School
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Price: Free! Words: 6,280. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
Another story in the Rodger and Chuck series. Chuck's master is in town, and Chuck is looking for answers. Rodger is along for the ride, but not feeling too safe. Find out how our heroes react when meeting a Master vampire.
When Vampires and Ninjas Collide
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 13,200. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Working as the housekeeper for a grouchy, occasionally-murderous vampire might be exotic, but Deidre feels nothing but plain, especially when a new girl moves in across the street. Bellasandra has everything that Deidre does not. When an identity mistake forces Deidre to spend a night in Bellasandra's shoes (and very tiny clothes), Deidre may just come to appreciate the benefits of a boring life.
The Disallowed
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Series: Thailand Books, Book 2. Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 69,340. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
When the head of the family, Mr. Lee, becomes anaemic he has to find a drastic solution, because he is a long way from the hospital and short of money.
Fantastical Stories (Book 1)
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Price: Free! Words: 28,130. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Three stories from three different times and places, dealing with the same problem, which is, the end of existence. "Phoenix" is a story about an extraordinary elderly woman set in a fantasy world, "A change of heart" follows steps of a deep-space mining engineer and "Perseverance" is a dark comedy about a girl who becomes a vampire against her own will.