Books tagged: vampire humor

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Write Now! The Prisoner of NaNoWriMo
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 58,610. Language: English. Published: October 9, 2010. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
Piers is a mild mannered paint salesman with a burning passion to enter NaNoWriMo. To win he must write a full novel in 30 days. Turns out this tall order is very tall for our hero. He struggles to choose a topic before he can begin. Vampires/scifi/romance/zombies, what should it be? Follow this hilarious tale as Piers blunders from one genre to another leaving a trail of wackiness in his wake.
Night Camp
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 43,120. Language: English. Published: January 4, 2011. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
A spooky graveyard. A creepy basement. A pair of coffins. Thirteen-year-old Shane Andrews hates summer camp. When his parents allow him to choose, Shane selects a camp where campers sleep all day and stay up at night. He decides the camp counselors are vampires. Then Shane discovers the real secret of Night Camp.
Real Vampires Don't Dance
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,350. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2011. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
Old-school vampire Vili is disgusted by the new, “hot” vampires. He hates Dusk the teen-aged vampire show. He hates Evening, the Dusk Cologne, and he hates vampires who go to boutique hair salons, like Hairy Nation. He shows Miami what a real vampire is all about—a terrifying, bloodthirsty horror. Paranormal Pulp is a series of nervous stories and novellas.
Swampire
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,570. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2011. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
A hunt for wild hogs and gators takes an unexpected turn when the hunters realize there’s a big hairy vampire in the swamp with them. Paranormal Pulp is a series of nervous stories and novellas.
Oh! Positive
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,260. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2011. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
A Czech girl and two of her brothers become vampires out of boredom. They move from Prague to Hollywood to become movie stars. They open a drive-thru blood bank franchise so they can legally harvest blood. Tensions arise when old habits die hard for two of them.
I Was a Seventh Grade Monster Hunter (The Stoker Legacy Book 1)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 35,990. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2011 by W.D. Gagliani. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy
THE STOKER LEGACY Hannah was born into a family of monster hunters. Maybe that's why she's always felt like an outsider. But she's starting to understand just who she is… and what her destiny will be. The Great Lakes are in terrible danger. A madman with a horrifying plan is on the loose. Only Hannah's grandfather can stop him. But he's missing… NOW IT'S UP TO HER, AND HER NEW FRIENDS
Blood Shadow: Book of Daniel
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Series: Blood Shadow, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 41,590. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Blood Shadow: Book of Daniel is the second book of the new-age vampire series. It's game-on for the vampires and their protectors against their immortal enemies, a raging pack of hunters. Family lines are blurred and the battle becomes clouded, as Daniel moves to the forefront of the ages-old confrontation.
The Death Coach
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,450. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Vampires revealed themselves and the party ended. They abandoned the old ways to embrace legal recognition, cheap blood from the grocery, and the new drug Pacivamp that calms them. Gerard Martin, undead for two centuries, now wastes his nights playing online games. Desperate to regain his passion, he hires a self-proclaimed life coach for the undead. A death coach.
Interview for Immortality
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,820. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Gerard Martin just wants someone good to bite. Seeking to create another vampire, he surfs the government's website for legally sanctioned vampire-applicants to receive his embrace in exchange for cash. Gerard contacts three candidates and arranges interviews, never suspecting how strange his night will become.
New Young Immortal
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,280. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Gerard has had a tough time training Aiden, a recently turned vampire, in the use of his powers. His young charge cannot control his strength, speed, or senses with precision, and Gerard fears letting his new young immortal visit his mortal friends, lest he accidentally injures one of them. Or is Gerard really preventing Aiden from going out because he's lonely without him?