Books tagged: vampire humor

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Night Camp
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 43,120. Language: English. Published: January 4, 2011. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
A spooky graveyard. A creepy basement. A pair of coffins. Thirteen-year-old Shane Andrews hates summer camp. When his parents allow him to choose, Shane selects a camp where campers sleep all day and stay up at night. He decides the camp counselors are vampires. Then Shane discovers the real secret of Night Camp.
I Was a Seventh Grade Monster Hunter (The Stoker Legacy Book 1)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 35,990. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2011 by W.D. Gagliani. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy
THE STOKER LEGACY Hannah was born into a family of monster hunters. Maybe that's why she's always felt like an outsider. But she's starting to understand just who she is… and what her destiny will be. The Great Lakes are in terrible danger. A madman with a horrifying plan is on the loose. Only Hannah's grandfather can stop him. But he's missing… NOW IT'S UP TO HER, AND HER NEW FRIENDS
Blood Shadow: Book of Daniel
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Series: Blood Shadow, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 41,590. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Blood Shadow: Book of Daniel is the second book of the new-age vampire series. It's game-on for the vampires and their protectors against their immortal enemies, a raging pack of hunters. Family lines are blurred and the battle becomes clouded, as Daniel moves to the forefront of the ages-old confrontation.
The Death Coach
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,450. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Vampires revealed themselves and the party ended. They abandoned the old ways to embrace legal recognition, cheap blood from the grocery, and the new drug Pacivamp that calms them. Gerard Martin, undead for two centuries, now wastes his nights playing online games. Desperate to regain his passion, he hires a self-proclaimed life coach for the undead. A death coach.
Interview for Immortality
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,820. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Gerard Martin just wants someone good to bite. Seeking to create another vampire, he surfs the government's website for legally sanctioned vampire-applicants to receive his embrace in exchange for cash. Gerard contacts three candidates and arranges interviews, never suspecting how strange his night will become.
New Young Immortal
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,280. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Gerard has had a tough time training Aiden, a recently turned vampire, in the use of his powers. His young charge cannot control his strength, speed, or senses with precision, and Gerard fears letting his new young immortal visit his mortal friends, lest he accidentally injures one of them. Or is Gerard really preventing Aiden from going out because he's lonely without him?
Employment Interview With A Vampire
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Price: Free! Words: 6,730. Language: English. Published: March 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(Short story) When Deidre finds herself unemployed, she eagerly accepts an interview for a housekeeping position. She’s in for a surprise. Not only is her prospective boss a vampire, but he's also cranky, still ardently votes for Eisenhower and gets dangerous when his prune juice runs low. Can Deidre make it as a vampire's housekeeper? First, she’ll have to survive the interview!
The Vampire Hunter Comes To Call (The Vampire's Housekeeper Chronicles, # 2)
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Price: Free! Words: 9,720. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this hilarious follow-up to Employment Interview With A Vampire, it’s clear to Deidre that her vampire boss, Nathaniel, needs to get a life...or at least an undead life. Unfortunately, her efforts to gain him a friend will catch the attention of a vampire hunter. Armed with a walker, a fanny pack filled with stakes and a 40-year-old quest for vengeance, Silas may just prove Nathaniel's match.
Perishables
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Series: The Withrow Chronicles, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 57,610. Language: American English. Published: June 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
Perishables delivers three tense tales of witnesses to the zombie apocalypse for whom zombies are not the biggest problem: a vampire at a neighborhood meeting, a frustrated college sysadmin and the staff of an all-night sale. Humorous, terrifying and kind, Perishables asks: are nosy neighbors, scared kids or wild shoppers more dangerous than the walking dead?
Duel With The Werefrog
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,080. Language: English. Published: September 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When salacious 70-year-old gold digger Silvia starts batting her astigmatic eyes and flashing her pearly dentures at Nathanial over bingo, Deidre knows she needs to convince her smitten boss that Silvia is nothing but trouble. When Nathaniel accidentally espies Silvia laying her charms on a neighboring obese werefrog named Henrick, Nathaniel challenges the werefrog to a duel.