Books tagged: vampire satire

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Employment Interview With A Vampire
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Price: Free! Words: 6,730. Language: English. Published: March 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(Short story) When Deidre finds herself unemployed, she eagerly accepts an interview for a housekeeping position. She’s in for a surprise. Not only is her prospective boss a vampire, but he's also cranky, still ardently votes for Eisenhower and gets dangerous when his prune juice runs low. Can Deidre make it as a vampire's housekeeper? First, she’ll have to survive the interview!
The Vampire Hunter Comes To Call (The Vampire's Housekeeper Chronicles, # 2)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,720. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this hilarious follow-up to Employment Interview With A Vampire, it’s clear to Deidre that her vampire boss, Nathaniel, needs to get a life...or at least an undead life. Unfortunately, her efforts to gain him a friend will catch the attention of a vampire hunter. Armed with a walker, a fanny pack filled with stakes and a 40-year-old quest for vengeance, Silas may just prove Nathaniel's match.
The Bloodsuckers: Vampire Lawyers of Middle Tennessee (Volume 2)
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Price: Free! Words: 13,900. Language: English. Published: July 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
(Please note, this is Volume 2.) Scott Cunningham is a vampire just trying to make a living. After all, being undead isn't cheap. There's rent to pay, blood to buy, and child support due; it's an eternal treadmill. You would think it would be terribly boring, but as Scott is finding out, unlife as a lawyer in rural Tennessee is anything but.
When Vampires and Ninjas Collide
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 13,200. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Working as the housekeeper for a grouchy, occasionally-murderous vampire might be exotic, but Deidre feels nothing but plain, especially when a new girl moves in across the street. Bellasandra has everything that Deidre does not. When an identity mistake forces Deidre to spend a night in Bellasandra's shoes (and very tiny clothes), Deidre may just come to appreciate the benefits of a boring life.