The Naked Umbrella Thieves by Ian Wild
Approx. 71,860 words.
Published on May 19, 2011 by
Times are tough for the men and women of Old Grethwick Police Force. As if one-legged murderers, ghoulish thespians, drug-dealing vicars and human-hating buildings aren't enough to deal with, someone has just made seventy-five politicians disappear. At least that last one has cheered everybody up a bit.