The Naked Umbrella Thieves by Ian Wild
Price: $2.99 USD. 71860 words.
Published by Knightstone Publishing on May 19, 2011. .
Times are tough for the men and women of Old Grethwick Police Force. As if one-legged murderers, ghoulish thespians, drug-dealing vicars and human-hating buildings aren't enough to deal with, someone has just made seventy-five politicians disappear. At least that last one has cheered everybody up a bit.