Pandegnomium by Nicolai Grunnet
Approx. 77,670 words.
Published on February 25, 2013.
It’s a bad day for The World. It suffers from an international crisis and the gardening gnome has just become popular. And the gnomes have other plans in mind than just decoration. Now, only a wizard with Arcane Deficit Casting Disorder and his two friends can find the legendary Ban-Hammer that can save all existence from utter demise. But talking hippos and old ladies will not make the job easy.