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Is That You?    by Trevor Gallop
Price: $1.00 USD. 52790 words. Published on December 29, 2009. .

Glamour,sex,power,clandestine relationships,high flying careers and crime! This story has all of that and more. But poor old Colin, the central character and ‘anti hero’, plays only a peripheral role in all that stuff. At Upper Crust Singles,(‘the place where people like you go to meet people like you!’) Colin borrows his best friend's identity and his troubles are just about to begin!
Doing 'Terribly' Well!    by Trevor Gallop
Price: $1.00 USD. 51330 words. Published on January 2, 2010. .

I’m doing ‘terribly’ fantastically well. I’m starting to think “terribly” is the only bloody thing I can do well.” This is the world of Colin Hollings. His main preoccupation is sidestepping the banana skins littering his path as he tries to reassure his wife he’s not having an affair, attempting to sort out the mess he's made by mistakenly picking up someone else's love letters!
Too Darn Hot    by Pamela Burford
Price: $3.29 USD. 47500 words. Published on July 11, 2010. .

"Pamela Burford creates the memorable characters readers love!" The Literary Times. Lina has one firm rule: Never mix business with pleasure. What to do when the chef she’s secretly reviewing is a stone hunk? Widower Eric Reid is trying to save his new restaurant. Little does he know his sexy new customer is the legendary reviewer Lina Holland! A short novel, originally published by Zebra Books.
Snowed    by Pamela Burford
Price: $3.29 USD. 54240 words. Published on July 18, 2010. .

"Ms. Burford is superb!" The Literary Times. The last thing James expects to find after his party is a beautiful woman asleep in his bed. The last thing Leah expects after succumbing to exhaustion is to be snowed in with the sexy photographer at his Gold Coast mansion. She guards a dangerous secret. Little does she know he has a secret of his own. Originally under contract to Meteor.
This Will Not Look Good on My Resume    by Jass Richards
Price: $3.99 USD. 69970 words. Published by Magenta  on September 2, 2010. .

“Ya made me snort root beer out my nose!” Moriah Jovan, The Proviso. “Sharp and pointy.” Peg Tittle, What If... Everyone gets fired at least once in their life. And if not, well, they’re just not trying very hard. And we all think of brilliant and immature 'shoulda saids' and 'shoulda dones' for weeks after. (Okay, years.) A quirky bit of fun that slaps you upside the head.
Better Verse    by Steven Bennett
Price: Free! 610 words. Published on September 7, 2010. .

This may be the best verse ever written, or it might just be some more. Some is funny, some is funnier, and some just laugh-out-loud hilarious. So please read with a pillow at hand to stifle your guffaws. And that should be enough words to meet the description requirement.
The Freel of Streel: Part One in the Narrative of John of Origin    by Ian Kraft
Price: $2.50 USD. 65650 words. Published on November 19, 2010. .

It is always advisable, when you are a conman, to make sure that the town that you're about to try to con does not have a land such as Streel hidden within it. For if it does, you may find yourself trying to escape your mind in an incomprehensible land with a left-handed scribe, being forced to deal with lexically picky ants, Kweengs, and the Freel on your journey through your fears, God and love.
OMG!    by Trevor Gallop
Price: $1.00 USD. 28920 words. Published on December 30, 2010. .

It's not every day your car breaks down, you're helped out by The Sacred Church Of The Reborn Lord’s Ambassadors On Earth, visited by mysteriously beautiful women and become an unwitting participant in a Reality TV show. But it happens to Colin in this witty story featuring sex, mystery, excitment, scullduggery, intrigue and a complete failure to understand what's going on!
Claustrum: Part Two in the Narrative of John of Origin    by Ian Kraft
Price: $2.50 USD. 61290 words. Published on January 16, 2011. .

Claustrum, a superhero with a strange power, the ability to control people with strange, elegiac mixtures of words, seemingly randomly shows up in the city of Dioma, not knowing where he came from or why he is there. The city is then beleaguered by the cruel villain Sine Animus, who is immune to Claustrum's powers over words. Claustrum flees the city and is forced to seek his own personal truth.
The Polyglot's Nightmares: Part X½ in the Narrative of John of Origin    by Ian Kraft
Price: $2.50 USD. 60080 words. Published on January 16, 2011. .

Fleeing a war and in search of himself, Ion finds himself residing in a number of strange caves, on the walls of which are written a strange language. He meets a woman who guides him through his state of being a refugee and is troubled by strange dreams that seem to incorporate the existence of the war, his love for the woman he has met and a sense of the divine.