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This Will Not Look Good on My Resume
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Price: Free! Words: 69,970. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2010 by Magenta. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“Ya made me snort root beer out my nose!” Moriah Jovan, The Proviso. “Sharp and pointy.” Peg Tittle, What If... Everyone gets fired at least once in their life. And if not, well, they’re just not trying very hard. And we all think of brilliant and immature 'shoulda saids' and 'shoulda dones' for weeks after. (Okay, years.) A quirky bit of fun that slaps you upside the head.
Better Verse
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Price: Free! Words: 730. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2010. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
This may be the best verse ever written, or it might just be some more. Some is funny, some is funnier, and some just laugh-out-loud hilarious. So please read with a pillow at hand to stifle your guffaws. And that should be enough words to meet the description requirement.
The Freel of Streel: Part One in the Narrative of John of Origin
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Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 65,650. Language: English. Published: November 19, 2010. Category: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical
It is always advisable, when you are a conman, to make sure that the town that you're about to try to con does not have a land such as Streel hidden within it. For if it does, you may find yourself trying to escape your mind in an incomprehensible land with a left-handed scribe, being forced to deal with lexically picky ants, Kweengs, and the Freel on your journey through your fears, God and love.
OMG!
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Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 28,920. Language: English. Published: December 30, 2010. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's not every day your car breaks down, you're helped out by The Sacred Church Of The Reborn Lord’s Ambassadors On Earth, visited by mysteriously beautiful women and become an unwitting participant in a Reality TV show. But it happens to Colin in this witty story featuring sex, mystery, excitment, scullduggery, intrigue and a complete failure to understand what's going on!
Claustrum: Part Two in the Narrative of John of Origin
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Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 61,290. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical
Claustrum, a superhero with a strange power, the ability to control people with strange, elegiac mixtures of words, seemingly randomly shows up in the city of Dioma, not knowing where he came from or why he is there. The city is then beleaguered by the cruel villain Sine Animus, who is immune to Claustrum's powers over words. Claustrum flees the city and is forced to seek his own personal truth.
The Polyglot's Nightmares: Part X½ in the Narrative of John of Origin
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Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 60,080. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical
Fleeing a war and in search of himself, Ion finds himself residing in a number of strange caves, on the walls of which are written a strange language. He meets a woman who guides him through his state of being a refugee and is troubled by strange dreams that seem to incorporate the existence of the war, his love for the woman he has met and a sense of the divine.
Laugh At Them
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,530. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Laughing at silly people makes you feeling good, nice & healthy. Lovely & funny pictures filled with humor are both to entertain you and to release negative emotions, stress and stagnation. In comic images, you easily recognize different types of people that bore or annoy you. This raises your mood immediately: laughter & orgasm have similar ways in brain.
Reminiscences at 60
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Price: $2.90 USD. Words: 54,380. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Other biographies
An entertaining, irreverent and erudite romp through 60 years lived to the full by ex-millionaire, (to be again), businessman, writer, actor, sailor, teacher, consultant, entrepreneur, traveller and lover.
As The Moon And The Sun: Poems Of Love, Faith And Dreaming
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,870. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2011. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Poetry - single author
Volume 1 of the Rhyme Whisperer Book Series, 'As The Moon And The Sun' is a collection of poetry on love, faith and dreaming in our ever-changing world. With fast-paced modernity all around us, this poetry collection will provide a refreshing reminder of the joys and wonder of poetry as a buoyant vision of hope and truth.
In The Madness Of Meeting: More Poems Of Love, Faith And Dreaming
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,300. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2011. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Poetry - single author
Volume 2 of the Rhyme Whisperer Series, 'In The Madness Of Meeting' follows the poetry collection 'As The Moon And The Sun' in bringing readers more poems to enrich minds and hearts.