Random Rhyming & Christmas Crying A Story of Christmas Origins
by German Alcala
Price: $0.99 USD. 1090 words.
Published by Alcala Publications on June 7, 2010. .
Is Santa a Slave driver?
Exactly for how long has he been around?
Are the elves under him willingly?
In this childish yet terribly vulgar tale of twisted Christmas Origins German Alcala rhymes out a short epic of epic proportions.
Santa Claus is probably a slave owner.
He must have been on the North Pole since it was tropical.
And the reindeer are probably gangsters...
Hope you like it.
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