May You Write Interesting Books by Sarah A. Hoyt
Approx. 14,200 words.
Published on February 15, 2012 by
A book on how to wring the blahs from your fiction, by award winning science fiction, fantasy and mystery author Sarah A. Hoyt. Containing such vital information as how to avoid being oatmeal, and how and when to use pole dancers and Martian invaders. Also explains the vital importance of piranha tanks for the acquisition and training of first readers.