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Heads    by Eddie Stack
Price: $2.99 USD. 61300 words. Published on May 13, 2010. .

A zany, humourous story, Heads relates the adventures of Jazz Doherty, an Irish artist who makes a sacrilegious blunder while painting murals at the Church of the Sacred Heart in Berkeley, California. The parish priest, Fr. Ned Tobin, declares jihad on him and Doherty goes on the run. His work gathers a cult following while he house-sits for a jailed dope dealer. Then he finds a stash of cash...
The Adventures of the Flying Boat    by Winslow Nicholas
Price: $9.99 USD. 28190 words. Published on September 6, 2010. .

“It’s a monster! It’s a monster!” It cried, in a very high pitched voice. After discovering a strange, silvery object in the lake in their back garden, Broders and Chi-Chi meet and befriend a little green leprechaun who takes them on an adventurous journey through strange lands, where they meet with a host of exciting characters. A must for children of all ages. Excellent bedtime story.
The Freel of Streel: Part One in the Narrative of John of Origin    by Ian Kraft
Price: $2.50 USD. 65650 words. Published on November 19, 2010. .

It is always advisable, when you are a conman, to make sure that the town that you're about to try to con does not have a land such as Streel hidden within it. For if it does, you may find yourself trying to escape your mind in an incomprehensible land with a left-handed scribe, being forced to deal with lexically picky ants, Kweengs, and the Freel on your journey through your fears, God and love.
Claustrum: Part Two in the Narrative of John of Origin    by Ian Kraft
Price: $2.50 USD. 61290 words. Published on January 16, 2011. .

Claustrum, a superhero with a strange power, the ability to control people with strange, elegiac mixtures of words, seemingly randomly shows up in the city of Dioma, not knowing where he came from or why he is there. The city is then beleaguered by the cruel villain Sine Animus, who is immune to Claustrum's powers over words. Claustrum flees the city and is forced to seek his own personal truth.
PeeDee3, Intergalactic, Insectiod Assassin in: Gut Feeling (Season 1, Episode 1)    by RyFT (RiFT)
Price: Free! 3900 words. Published by Tricorner Publishing on February 26, 2011. .

PeeDee3 is one bad bug with a zeal to kill...for a price. But now he's trailing his very last mark and this hit’s on the house because revenge is footing the bill. With his trusty bowling ball cannon at his exoskeletonized side and his complex eyes spread wide all he needs is a target. But time is running out because the death he’s avenging is his own. File under Sci-Fi Noir Comedy Series
PeeDee3, Intergalactic Insectiod Assassin in: In Sheep's Clothing (Season 1, Episode 2)    by RyFT (RiFT)
Price: Free! 5750 words. Published by Tricorner Publishing on March 21, 2011. .

Peedee3 has been hired by a ‘Dillo, a dame built like a brick house, meaning she’s even tougher than he is. Soon he’s traversing the galaxy accompanied by a slippery eel with his own plans. Today the bug will face loss of life and limbs at the paws of a professional cat armed with a SST launched knievel missile. A bug never had it so good. File under Sci-Fi Noir Comedy Series
PeeDee3, Intergalactic, Insectiod, Assassin in: Another Time Perhaps (Season 1, Episode 3)    by TA Cuce' and RyFT(RiFT)
Price: Free! 5110 words. Published by Tricorner Publishing on May 9, 2011. .

Short on cash, PeeDee3 is freelancing and on the trail of an elusive time jumper with a price on his head. But the jumper knows he’s being tailed and his Coleco Edsel sling is armed and waiting for everybody’s least-favorite insectiod assassin. PeeDee3, Episode 3, Another Time Perhaps.
PeeDee3, Intergalactic, Insectoid Assassin in: Fafafalala and Dosido my Eggplant (Season 1, Episode 4)    by RyFT (RiFT)
Price: Free! 3740 words. Published by Tricorner Publishing on June 24, 2011. .

PeeDee3’s latest mark fled to the one place the galaxy’s most feared and least liked insectiod assassin might not be able to find him, the chronologically unstable planet, Fafafalala. Peddling a misappropriated unicyclone halfway across the galaxy with the Galactic Space Patrol hot on his tail and their photosynthetic torpedo tubes fully charged, the bug’s in deep frass this time.
Shiewo: A Fantasy Flight to Adventure (Book One of Shiewo's Odyssey)    by Ciye Cho
Price: $0.99 USD. 62280 words. Published on June 29, 2011. .

In the faraway universe of Orberana, Captain Shiewo is about to embark on a search for the Wishing Fish that created all life. With the help of a talking cloud, a tea-brewing bamboo, and a surly goldfish, Shiewo will use her musically-powered flying ship to rise above the clouds. And, in search of wishes, what she will find is the adventure of a lifetime...
PeeDee3, Intergalactic, Insectoid, Assassin in: Fafafalala and Dosido my Eggplant, Part-2    by RyFT (RiFT)
Price: Free! 7390 words. Published by Tricorner Publishing on July 24, 2011. .

Fafafalala, a planet with a constantly changing past, present, and future, it’s one of the most dangerous places in the galaxy and the bug’s barely keeping his antennae attached to his head, and his head attached to his thorax. Unknown to PeeDee3, his mark’s hired a gun of his own, the lethal disco-dancing assassin, Convoy Shasta Badself. The bug may have just met his windshield.