Books tagged: zombie humor

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Dead Sexy
Price: Free! Words: 22,250. Language: English. Published: February 12, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Rick never understood why his gorgeous wife Marilyn agreed to marry him. She’s a 10 to his generous 5.25. Now she’s caught up in a racket with a shady dermatologist and his non-FDA approved skin care treatments, and Rick's life is beginning to resemble the plot of a zombie movie. Drool? Yes. Shambling bodies? Sure thing. Hungry for Brains? Ur, unfortunately. Beautiful skin? Wait, what?
Rotting to the Core
Series: Keep Your Crowbar Hnady. Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 103,670. Language: English. Published: July 14, 2015 by Permuted. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Horror » Undead
Life in the apocalypse sucks. Just ask Jacob O’Connor and his friends. After managing to survive the initial zombie outbreak, they thought they'd seen it all. Dead rising to devour the living, cities abandoned, wreckage everywhere. Basically, the fall of modern society. They considered themselves lucky to be alive. Unfortunately, all that was only the beginning…
Kiss Me Before Dawn
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 68,020. Language: English. Published: September 29, 2014 by Pink Pixel Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
Zombies... Vampires... She can't decide which she hates more.
Suddenly, Zombies
Price: Free! Words: 6,550. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
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Zombies in space! Giant zombie gorillas! When life gets weird, all you can do is stick by your friends and hang on to your brains. Amanda C. Davis dishes out two short stories from the lighter side of the zombocalypse.
Brains for the Zombie Soul
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 60,660. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Inspiration » Personal inspiration, Fiction » Horror » Undead
No matter how many brains you consume, it will never satisfy the soul. The stories within are intended to stir passion into the reader. Here are stories of love, of anger, and of perseverance. Hopefully, they will inspire you to overcome the difficulties you face in everyday life, and warm your heart, whether or not it still beats.
Necropolis Now 1
Series: Necropolis Now, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 5,920. Language: American English. Published: October 19, 2013 by Wordlink. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
The sleepy little town of Raisinville gets a flux of new residents, but only two really matter.
Wolves of Valhalla
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 13,550. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2013 by Sky Warrior Book Publishing/ Sky Warrior Books. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Horror » Undead
What's meaner than a Viking Zombie? A Viking Werewolf, of course. The summer solstice in the prophesied year of the apocalypse. Snorri Geirolfson sails home with his brother and Viking comrades after a successful raid. A sudden, unnatural storm sweeps out of the North Sea and bolts of mysterious lightning pulverize everyone aboard, except Snorri.
Zombie, Incorporated
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 69,310. Language: English. Published: March 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Horror » Undead
TWILIGHT, but with zombies. No, seriously, it's an original story. A New Adult zombie adventure fantasy. Book One of the Special Agent Zombie trilogy.
Zombie Mama's Guide to Undead Etiquette
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 2,400. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
What's a zombie to do? Zombies have a reputation for being uncivilized and ill-mannered but Zombie Mama wants to change that. Zombie Mama offers advice on how to be the best mannered zombie among the hoard. Fresh new undead humor from Tammy Lee Morris, author of "Spaztastic Zombies."
The Zombie Bible: a Zombie Guide to Surviving the Holocaust (Living as a zombie, and surviving to the end when a vaccine is delivered)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,720. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Horror
Lets face statistics; the chances of surviving the Zombie Apocalypse as a Human are slim. So why not look at the 'survival game' from the other side of the coin? If 99% of the population are zombies, why not plan for that eventuality, and find a way through to the end to get the vaccine? Why horde water, food, guns and ammunition when all you have to do is shuffle your way to survival?